My boyfriend is officially the best boyfriend. Went to the trouble of spending half an hour with me today. The car rides to pick him up and drop him off kind of knocked me out, but that was completely worth it to get to spend half an hour with his arms around me.
As if You Were on Fire from Within
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Friendly Neighborhood Sasshole: equalseleventhirds: but could we do a show all about irene adler about...
but
could we do a show all about irene adler
about how she became an opera singer
(or whatever we wanna make her like she’s had bunches of different jobs in adaptations w/e)
and all her adventures as she traveled around places and did exciting things
and her affair…
there is no way to say “have a nice life” without sounding like a sarcastic prick and this really bothers me
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How to make all the instruments sound ridiculous:
- Trumpet: Flumpet
- Marimba: Flarimba
- Tuba: Fluba
- Horn: Florn
- English Horn: Flinglish Florn
- Oboe: Floboe
- Euphonium: Fluphonium
- Harp: Flarp
- Cornet: Flornet
- Trombone: Flombone
- Piano: Fluiano
- Voice: Floice
- Clarinet: Flarinet
- Bassoon: Flassoon
- Percussion: Flurcussion
- Bass: Flace
- Saxophone: Flaxophone
- Piccolo: Fliccolo
- Flute: Flute
If only all men were like this.
If men were all like this the world population rate would be so slow
There are guys like this you’re just too busy putting them in the fucking friend zone to see that
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Oh hell no you better listen the fuck up dickwads
I was about to go to sleep and then this bullshit showed up on my dash and you have all earned yourselves fedoras so sit down, shut up, and educate your stupid asses.
“Putting them in the friendzone”? I’m sorry did you mean “I was nice to a girl and I cared about her and I’m bitter because she didn’t want me back?” Or was it “I believe that if I love another person they’re a bitch for just wanting to be friends.” Perhaps it was “I treated her (or pretended to, rather) like a person instead of a sexual object and now she’s not being a sexual object for me like I deserve.” No, wait, it’s “friendship with a girl makes me angry because I’m a self-entitled shithead who feels like if I want to be with a girl she has to accept that regardless of her feelings or else she’s a total bitch.”
The friendzone is the concept that a girl wanting to be your friend is somehow this inherently awful thing. Like, wow, did it occur to you that she thought you were, I dunno, FRIENDS? Did it occur to you that maybe she doesn’t feel romantically towards you but she still wants you to be part of her life because she thinks you’re a great person? I mean, if this is your reaction you’re wrong, because if you think friendzoning is a thing then clearly you’re a fucktrumpet but that’s beside the point.
Women are not machines you put niceness coins into until sex comes out. There are no punchcards to fill out to get to sex that you are apparently entitled to.
There is no friendzone, there are only people who don’t know how to behave like they’re not five-year-olds who don’t know how to take “no” for an answer.
Now I’m going to sleep. Disrespectful misogynistic asswagons.
Wow. Fucktrumpet, Asswagons? You are amazing at swearing. Like seriously amazing.
FUCKTRUMPET.
Women are not machines you put niceness coins into until sex comes out.
HOLY FUCK I LOVE YOU
everyone better read that long amazing comment!!!!!!!
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